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đ° Introducing the Kawasaki Ninja MPV 1000RR â For Ah Bengs with Families
KUALA LUMPUR â In a move that has shocked makciks, car reviewers, and JPJ officers nationwide, Kawasaki Malaysia has unveiled the all-new Ninja MPV 1000RR â a minivan that goes from pasar pagi to Sepang in under 3 seconds.
Dubbed the âUltimate Family Mat Rempit Machineâ, this beast boasts a 998cc supercharged engine, 6 racing seats, and a turbo stroller bay. Because why settle for a boring Toyota Vellfire when you can smoke Myvis at the traffic light with your mother-in-law in the backseat?
âWe wanted to create something for the abang-abang who still wanna race, but also have to pick up kids from tuition,â said a fake Kawasaki spokesperson who wore Crocs and a helmet indoors.
Key Highlights:
- Top speed: Yes.
- Fuel efficiency: Donât ask.
- Exhaust sound: Can wake your whole taman.
- Touch ân Go slot: Still missing.
đ„ Key Features:
- Supercharged Minivan Engine: 998cc inline-four from the Ninja H2 â because why not get the kids to school at warp speed?
- 0-100 km/h in 3.2 seconds (with the stroller in the trunk).
- 6 racing bucket seats with built-in baby harnesses and snack cup holders.
- Aerodynamic spoiler â improves airflow and street cred at the daycare.
- “Green Thunder” Paint Job â Signature Ninja green, so youâll never blend in at TESCO again.
- Side exhausts that roar like a track beast, but still play Baby Shark on demand.
The Ninja MPV 1000RR also comes with âBapak Drift Modeâą,â perfect for navigating the narrow streets of SS15 or doing donuts outside mamak. And yes, it comes in Kawasaki Green, so everyone knows you mean business â even when reversing into your condo parking spot.Launching only on April 1st, this legendary minivan will be available in extremely limited quantities â mostly in Photoshop.


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