Kawasaki Ninja MPV 1000RR 

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Introducing the Kawasaki Ninja MPV 1000RR — For Ah Bengs with Families

KUALA LUMPUR — In a move that has shocked makciks, car reviewers, and JPJ officers nationwide, Kawasaki Malaysia has unveiled the all-new Ninja MPV 1000RR — a minivan that goes from pasar pagi to Sepang in under 3 seconds.

Dubbed the “Ultimate Family Mat Rempit Machine”, this beast boasts a 998cc supercharged engine, 6 racing seats, and a turbo stroller bay. Because why settle for a boring Toyota Vellfire when you can smoke Myvis at the traffic light with your mother-in-law in the backseat?

“We wanted to create something for the abang-abang who still wanna race, but also have to pick up kids from tuition,” said a fake Kawasaki spokesperson who wore Crocs and a helmet indoors.

Key Highlights:

• Top speed: Yes.
  
• Fuel efficiency: Don’t ask.
  
• Exhaust sound: Can wake your whole taman.
  
• Touch ‘n Go slot: Still missing.
  

Key Features:

• Supercharged Minivan Engine: 998cc inline-four from the Ninja H2 — because why not get the kids to school at warp speed?
  
• 0-100 km/h in 3.2 seconds (with the stroller in the trunk).
  
• 6 racing bucket seats with built-in baby harnesses and snack cup holders.
  
• Aerodynamic spoiler — improves airflow and street cred at the daycare.
  
• “Green Thunder” Paint Job – Signature Ninja green, so you’ll never blend in at TESCO again.
  
• Side exhausts that roar like a track beast, but still play Baby Shark on demand.

The Ninja MPV 1000RR also comes with “Bapak Drift Mode™,” perfect for navigating the narrow streets of SS15 or doing donuts outside mamak. And yes, it comes in Kawasaki Green, so everyone knows you mean business — even when reversing into your condo parking spot.Launching only on April 1st, this legendary minivan will be available in extremely limited quantities — mostly in Photoshop.